If you're an older (30ish +) hipster and looking for a cool place to get a cup of joe, Cafe Grumpy is your dig. If you like watching older hipsters (sicko) in their natural environment: reading newspapers, chatting about their boyfriend problems and how they'll incorporate them in their future stand-up routines, Grumpy is also your place.
Located at 20th and 7th Avenue, CG is Chelsea's answer to, "I'm 30 and I'm still alternative, where can I meet my friends?" The place has a very open vibe. Wide-glass windows and dark cherry tables and counter tops create a calm environment. New York Times spread along the front window, just begging to be read.
The first thing I notice as I walk in is a sign that reads, "No laptops." Surely this cannot be true. I ask the barista to clarify.
"Oh, we just don't want people staying all day to you know, work on their laptops," he says.
"Is it okay if I read a book?" I wonder aloud as I indicate my latest Stephen King.
"Of course," he smiles. "Reading is great!" How odd.
I sit down to enjoy a Nicaraguan Coffee with milk, the special blend of the day. Although as soon as I do, I'm quite certain it did not require milk. It's strong, bold, very refreshing. No bitter aftertaste or floating grinds. I am pleased.
As I finish up my coffee, I can't help but notice that the Cafe Grumpy logo looks like the Zoloft fellow if he had melted a little (and forgot to take his namesake medication). Still, I think going here might put him back in good form.
Recommend: Yes
Coffee: 8/10
Location: 7.5/10
Comments: Great to chat with a friend, not to do work. No laptops allowed.
Official Website: http://www.cafegrumpy.com/
